Post by Lady Lyanne Danell on May 24, 2008 21:16:20 GMT -5
Sure signs that You are a Mary Sue or Gary Stu
Sign#1: You're 13 and an wizard, centaur, seer, werewolf and royalty.
Sign#2: Any and all male main characters must be desperately in love with you if not you flirt and annoy their girlfriend till they are.
Sign#3: You can overcome all Obstacles including the an ambush without breaking a sweat.
Sign#4: You know every single secret of the castle by your fourth day there.
Sign#5: You know every spell known to wizards everywhere before your even 15 years old.
Sign#6: You know every single language and origin of anyone in Narnia and originate from London.
Sign#7: You knew about the wardrobe and have been to Narnia many many times before.
Sign#8: Even if the books say you're hideous your charrie looks like they just stumbled out of a modeling agency.
Sign#9: You can get into anywhere like The Castle Fortress and the Underland with no problem and no consequences.
Sign#10: You're Romanian, but were raised in Alaska, but found a path to Narnia.
Sign#11: You can have a non-canon story line but protest when anyone else has one and out shines you.
Sign#12: You've known King Caspian from birth. Similarly, you become obsessed with him and the throne in hopes that he will date you and play the emo card until he dances with you at the masquerade ball or you switch your character to a gender confused psychopath and try to befriend him before quitting the game because you were unsuccessful.
Sign#13: You are a gender confused emo schizophrenic psychopath and still have friends in Narnia or London.
Sign#14: You have absolutely no friends. Everyone hates you. You mope around until a male canon befriends you and then you're in love with him.
Sign#15: You can read minds to a point where you know another female is after the same male cannon as you and when she gets him you tell everyone she's trying to murder you and then commit suicide in order to get a new charrie.
Sign#16: Your OC is a Long lost Princess from America born In Narnia and sent there for her protection until your 16th birthday when you come back and are betrothed to Caspian, Peter or Edmund.
Sign#17: You're good at every single thing your do you are a better swordsman than the kings, a better archer than Susan and have more life giving elixir than Lucy. You have absolutely no flaws. Everybody loves you and your PB is Carrie Underwood or somebody off of the OC.
Sign#18: Your extremely cheerful at all times but can be evil when provoked or You’re a very shy introverted person that can speak her mind and defend herself when necessary.
Sign#19: You constantly sneak into the Forbidden Places and leave without a scratch... You can face a werewolf and survive without a scratch and aren't afraid AND you can sneak at all hours from your dorm or room in London and NEVER get caught.
Sign#20: Your parents are Telmarines from Narnia and you can Face and best The White Witch, Jardis without blinking.
Sign#21: You can slap Jardis or Aslan on the face and live to tell the tale.
Sign#22: You can have unprotected sex with different cannons and not be labeled a very *friendly* person or easy because it's "True Love".
Sign#23: If pregnancy occurs your chosen cannon will marry you no questions asked (even though your very *friendly* personty Mcvery *friendly* personvery *friendly* person).
Sign#24: You are a low born witch who is also Jardis daughter and seer who is also a good person.
Sign#25: You have so many bloodlines and are related to so many characters it's scary.
Sign#26: You live in London hollow and are related to the Pevensie's Family and dating Caspian's child.
Sign#27: You are a cannon's long lost brother/sister/cousin from America or Mexico.
Sign#28: You are a Telemarine/ Narnian mix who is an expert swordsman/potion maker/archer..
Sign#29: You are from America yet related to any and all the Telemarines and Pevensies' families in London.
Sign#30: You are an unlikely cannon couple’s “Love Child.”
Sign#31: You're a low born who thinks Aslan is overrated.
Sign # 32 : You are madly in love with a Cannon and must have them. So anyone who is somewhat close to your love must be stopped, rather it by sword or nasty PM.
TM me...
